Monday, August 10, 2009

Agyaat: What You Really Want To Know

Watched Agyaat over the weekend. RGV's latest magnum opus has been ridiculed, torn to shreds and dismissed as (one of) the most pointless movies ever made by the so called film critics. I Disagree! It's ONE brilliant piece of work I say. Actually, if you have seen the movie, very carefully, it will of course come to you what RGV has actually intended to convey. Not getting still? I'll try again.


See, If you watched Agyaat and came out banging your head, it's just because you ain't bright enough to understand the concept. Thats it! C'mon not everyone has the same IQ levels! We're different people! For example, not everyone is as brilliant as me. So, I hereby proclaim whoever found this movie pointless, they possesses the IQ of a dingbat. I would go on to say that this work of art should be scrutinized (by intelligent people) and be kept as reference material. If you still haven't got the point, let me reveal it to you anyway.

The entire film is nothing but a trailor for Agyaat 2 that RGV is making. What? Agyaat 2? (Those who don't know, you miss vital pieces of information if you do not stay till the end of the movie). So, you see, what RGV is trying to do here is to create this huge aura about this Agyaat killer thats lurking in the jungles. Its scary, it's scared of water and it doesn't help if you pray when its in front of you and about to kill you because its stupid and doesn't know God exists. Oh and those who said "they should have at least revealed what killed Setu, the director and the producer", bummers, the film is titled Agyaat. So, even RGV doesn't know what killed them. Its Agyaat for gods sake!

And this is for those who said "What a pointless movie?". Have you ever thought what your purpose in life is? Think about it. You get up every morning, go to work, return home, watch TV, spend time with friends, worry about why he/she hasn't called you yet, fret about tomorrows commute to work.. and so on? Isn't THAT pointless? And you call this movie pointless? Bloody Hypocrites.

Go watch the movie. If you ain't scared by it, it will at least make you laugh.